cherryseltzer:

artpolice:

Beauty vlogger: so this is my water bottle. i just got it over at the corner store, okay, uhm, first impression you DO have to twist the cap for it to come off so keep that  in mind before you buy it, and the water is a lot more, uhm, liquidy? than i would’ve thought. the bottle is pretty nice it’s made of, uhm, plastic. so it has that sort of uhm, plasticy feel to it it’s really nice

beauty vlogger for 8 minutes before that: hi guys, so today i just wanted to check in and give you guys a little review and first impressions of my bottle of water. a lot of people have been asking me if i could review water, or bottles, and i just thought i’d make a quick video to review my water bottle. now, some of you have been saying that water in bottles is good, but i just thought i’d try a bottle of water and do a quick video for you of my first impressions. this is just a quick video, because i got a bottle of water today and just wanted to do a quick review. 

(Source: sustainablefarming)

issues i have with the children’s tv show franklin

cljavjr:

donrickles:

• all of franklin’s friends have names like “bear” and “owl” but franklin’s name is franklin.
  
• all of franklin’s friends parents have names like “mr. otter” and “mrs. otter.” does that mean that otter’s name is otter otter?
• bear has a sister named beatrice bear which means that bears name is definitely bear bear.

consider: everyone in the show is actually referring to everyone else by last name as a sign of deference. bear is called bear but his sister is called by first name because bear is older and therfore requires more respect. the reason franklin is called by first name is because no one respects him